This song is about a day I spent in Tubac, Arizona. Tubac is a lovely little town but, as I walked around the shops on a busy day, I noticed a large number of elderly women really checking me out. They were giving those long up and down stares. I escaped into Elvira's for a few margaritas, but it didn't help much. I ended up feeling like a piece of meat. It did not feel good. No human should ever have to feel that way.
​A big thank you to my friend Don LeBlanc for playing lead guitar. Also, thanks to my wife for saving me from those ladies.